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Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heidi Klum. Show all posts

Friday, February 25, 2011

Post About Blood by a Girl with Vampire Teeth. Let's All Laugh Together

I like random facts. That's just the way it is. That's probably why when I blog you can get anything ranging from my inordinate love of Star Wars to Heidi Klum's Workout to Hollywood's Hall of Creepers (which, ps, it's totally that time of year again. God bless the rain for keeping them inside).
The proof is in the pudding. So to speak.
All this to say, I got a book from the library. Not because I'm a super health nut or against practiced medicinein any way, but simply because I like facts. It's a fact. I like facts. Facts facts facts.
(I'm saying that like Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes. I just went to find a link to the comic I'm talking about and holy cow. There's a site just for the comic I want. Don't Knock My Smock or I'll Clean You're Clock. Seriously. )

So in the pursuit of (sometimes) useless knowledge...presenting... (dun dun dundun duh dun duh dah!!!):
4 Blood Types, 4 Diets. Eat Right for Your Type: The Individualized Diet Solution to Staying Healthy, Living Longer and Achieving Your Ideal Weight by Dr. Peter J. D'Adamo with Catherine Whitney
I'm assuming they had a real crack book jacket writer and had to include a summary of the book as part of the title. That really can be the only acceptable reason for having a title that long.

Simply put, different blood types require different diets. Not like "lose weight" diet. But "eating properly" diet. For me--type A--it seems fairly accurate. I'm what you could call dainty. Or a weak gazelle if you're out in the wild. It seems to make sense thus far. If animals range from carnivores to herbivores to whatever you call an animal that eats plants and little bugs (e.g. Timon and Pumbaa) why shouldn't people? Yes, this is a faulty argument, but what are you going to do? Kill the poor sick gazelle? How dare you.

Enough blithleblathling.
Here's the site
I recommend the book, however. It actually explains the science behind it, rather than being some bizarre alternative medicine with no scientific proof to back it up. I'm going to try it. See how I feel. If I grow a couple extra legs or antlers or anything I'll be sure to let you know.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Girl Crush...ing Legs

I probably shouldn't tell people this, but I spent countless hours trying to find Heidi Klum's workout online.
I mean, I eventually found it, so that's, like, good, right? I'm not the only one out there trying to find it.
Seriously though. Who wouldn't want her body? Just look at these calves:

























Rawr...I am sexy German woman who could kill you with my legs.

I really could have just assumed she got those calves, walking in those heels. But she didn't. (As a side note, my family probably mentions at least 3 times per Project Runway episode how fit her calves are. And we always say it in a way that sounds like it's the first time we've ever noticed it and then get indignant if no one responds in an excited enough manner).

But here you all are. Heidi Klum's super hot workout... that I have bookmarked on my computer so I can use it whenever I'm not feeling lazy. And even though I get bored (tired) about halfway through my rounds, it makes me feel awesome knowing that I'm doing Heidi Klum's workout.
Look out world. I don't know if you'll be able to handle this.
HOT CALVES!