But the point is...I've been holed up inside my house, shuffling around in my super tight yoga pants that no one outside of my family will ever see me in, trying to find something to occupy my disease riddled body. So last night, I began watching the A&E version of "Pride & Prejudice" (don't even get me started on the Keira Knightley version. I will literally kill you. Literally? No, not literally. What's wrong with you?) right after finishing the "Fellowship of the Ring." And as my sister and I were watching, we came to the sudden realization that nearly every single person looks like Elijah Wood.
No. Stop and think about it.
Here's a reminder about what Elijah looks like:
Moving on to "P&P"
Mr. Bingley? Check.
"I'm sorry, Bingley, I just can't look at you when you make that Elijah Wood face..."
Jane, the Bennet who entices Bingley (probably because they look like twins)? Check.
"I love my new twin bro- uh husband."
Daniel Radcliffe (who definitely isn't in "P&P")? Check.
"Harry Potter could take down Frodo any day, you hobbit!"
This is just a brief sampling from the minds of The Sick and her sister.
Is there anyone else you can think of?
And no. Keira Knightley will never be included in this list.
