To: Dana *TEASER*

I'm making an entire folder of things I need to give you. That's all the teaser you're gonna get. Hey look! Rabbits!

A Letter to Dana

Dear Dana,

Write follow-up chapters to the 3 stories we have concurring on our story blog.

Thanks,

Kelly

Ps Failure to do so will result in death. Or these people will haunt you.

(Yes, that is my dad in the lower left corner.)

Meet Ziggy

I have a new friend.
Unfortunately, I'm allergic to him.
I discovered this tragedy when I went to sleep with Zigmond the Zorse on my bedside table and awoke to hives all over my legs. As an additional bonus, my throat was swollen and cotton-y.
But thankfully, with him hung safely on my wall we can both live happy healthy lives. I won't get hives and he won't accidentally get stepped on.

Thank you my dear friend Dana for giving him to me. I promise to take care of him. As long as he doesn't try to kill me again, anyway. Otherwise, Ziggy's going down.

Ode to Dana and Pin Ups

Dana went to Santa Cruz and brought me home this amazing postcard.
This is why we're friends. She knows me SO well. Absolutely perfect.


It reminds me a lot of Kat Von D (whom I also love).


I've always felt that with pin ups...the quirkier the better (and less lewd...of course).



Plus thighs! Look at those thighs! Women today are too thin. Let's bring back the good ol' days of the curvaceous woman.

DT: May the Lithp Be With You

You might as well know now that I cried the first time I saw Han Solo get frozen.

Found at: - FilesTube

I don't know when I became "List Girl," (not to be confused with "Lithp Girl") but, well, that's who I've become.
Seriously though, how could I pass up the opportunity to educate the masses about Star Wars? (Like when I mention the Trilogy and some ign'ant person asks "Which one" and I'm forced to respond with, "Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.")
It's a simple fact that Star Wars quotes are appropriate for all occasions, in all situations, and by all people (and Jawas).

Statement: "Where are we and who the heck are you?"
Response: "Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Statement: "Look at this awesome Snuggie I bought you!"
Response: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

Statement: "I just bought the DVD set of 'Cop Rock'!"
Response: "I’ve got a very bad feeling about this."

Statement: "Mom! I got a gold star in finger painting!"
Response: "Great, Kid. Don't get cocky."

Statement: "Your car is a piece of crap. It doesn't even have a grill."
Response: "You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."

Statement: "What's that Buffy's cooking?"
Response: "Who's scruffy looking?"

Statement: "Swimming with sharks in a meat suit sounds like kind of a bad idea."
Response: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Statement: "Get your lazy butt off the couch and go find a job."
Response: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

Statement: (Insert absolutely anything here)
Response: "...I know."

Click here, you must
(If you don't get a chance to watch the movies today.)

[New Addition]
Dana:
4:13 PM: todays starways day. may the 4th b with you ! (I assumed she meant Star Wars)

Kelly:
4:22 PM: Dana. Did you seriously not know that.

Dana:
4:22 PM: Nope. Shut up

Yes, we love each other, even though she may not have caught onto Star Wars Day despite the fact that she read my blog and I told her I was watching the entire Trilogy today.
So. She made this for all you bean poles that may also not have known: