You might as well know now that I cried the first time I saw Han Solo get frozen.
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I don't know when I became "List Girl," (not to be confused with "Lithp Girl") but, well, that's who I've become.
Seriously though, how could I pass up the opportunity to educate the masses about Star Wars? (Like when I mention the Trilogy and some ign'ant person asks "Which one" and I'm forced to respond with, "Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.")
It's a simple fact that Star Wars quotes are appropriate for all occasions, in all situations, and by all people (and Jawas).
Statement: "Where are we and who the heck are you?"
Response: "Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Statement: "Look at this awesome Snuggie I bought you!"
Response: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
Statement: "I just bought the DVD set of 'Cop Rock'!"
Response: "I’ve got a very bad feeling about this."
Statement: "Mom! I got a gold star in finger painting!"
Response: "Great, Kid. Don't get cocky."
Statement: "Your car is a piece of crap. It doesn't even have a grill."
Response: "You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
Statement: "What's that Buffy's cooking?"
Response: "Who's scruffy looking?"
Statement: "Swimming with sharks in a meat suit sounds like kind of a bad idea."
Response: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Statement: "Get your lazy butt off the couch and go find a job."
Response: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
Statement: (Insert absolutely anything here)
Response: "...I know."
Click here, you must
(If you don't get a chance to watch the movies today.)
[New Addition]
Dana:
4:13 PM: todays starways day. may the 4th b with you ! (I assumed she meant Star Wars)
Kelly:
4:22 PM: Dana. Did you seriously not know that.
Dana:
4:22 PM: Nope. Shut up
Yes, we love each other, even though she may not have caught onto Star Wars Day despite the fact that she read my blog and I told her I was watching the entire Trilogy today.
So. She made this for all you bean poles that may also not have known:
