Apparently the Brooke Shields Brow is back.
And I've missed it for the last 3 weeks! WHAT! Where have i BEEN!?
For the rest of you who missed it, America's Next Top Model started Cycle 14.
How do you even begin to describe this show?
How do you encapsulate the ethereal train-wreck of a show that it is?
It's like playing an early 90's board game that has a bunch of bizarre rules and tasks that you, as a child, completely accept.
(Jumpin' Monkeys, anyone?)It's like watching a cheerleader mental institution through glass walls.
It's like absolute perfection.
For those of you haven't seen it:
Tall, emaciated, dramatic women who fight and sometimes model
For those of you who have seen it:
I'm pretty sure Angelea would have fit in pretty well back in Cycle 1 when everyone was from the ghetto. (And how did she get back on the show?)
("I cain't go back to Buffalo, I cain't...")My favorite so far:
Jessica. She's adorable. (But will she be more than just a pretty pageant face? Is she a real model? Can she overcome her resemblance to Bree Turner and Judy Greer?)
Way to start this cycle off with a bang, Tyra.
(This doesn't look like any human sacrifice I've ever seen.)
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