I will neither tell you how old she is, nor how many times she has tried to make us forget it's her birthday, while simultaneously hinting around what she wants us to get her. It's like when she complains that we never take pictures of her, yet when we try to, she hides saying things like "Noooohhh dohn't take my picture now! I look terrible." (The added letters are not accidental. She's from Wisconsin.)
But seriously...she's a wonderful mom.
It's made me think about who I would absolutely never want to be my mom.
Case in Point:
Lucille Bluth
She singlehandedly destroys not only her family's company, but also emotionally stunts every single one of her children. Plus she's a terrorist. Hilarious? Yes. Good mom? No.
I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
Julie Cooper
She sleeps with her daughter's ex. This may explain why Marissa becomes quite possibly the most irritating character on television. Ever.
Luke is just here to defrag my hard drive.
I don't even know where to go from here. Except that had Terri Schuester actually been pregnant, I would have included her. Yikes.
Here's to my mom.
And next to week to everyone else's mom.
But mine totally takes top billing.
Bada Bing!
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