Napuation

I went to a graduation ceremony last night that was 2 1/2 hours long.
That's a long time, folks.
Sitting in a comfy seat in the dark watching "Lord of the Rings" for that long is one thing.
Sitting scrunched together, sweating and getting shushed every time you say something is another.
So as I lay in bed this morning, suffering the aftermath of an intense boredom hangover, I started wondering about who I would like to see speak at graduation.

(Let me be clear. All of the individual graduation events and speakers were wonderful. The combination of all of them in one sitting, however, was just to dang much.)

Han Solo:
He would look super sexy, have excellent one-liners, and probably shoot someone if they got out of line.

Michael Scott:
He would most likely offend someone, be really awkward, and conclude by having the entire audience applaud him off the stage. If we were really lucky, he would crowd surf. Don't forget about his ridiculous outfits, stance on drugs, the free computers he would promise, and "that's what she said" jokes.

Paula Abdul:
Drunk or cracked out. Either one is pretty self-explanatory. Plus all the grads would feel really good about themselves after she was done speaking and applauding them.
Sawyer from "LOST"/Grandpa Munster:
They would give all the grads (and possibly any disruptive audience members) new nicknames and just heckle them. These guys would be far more interesting for the audience than the grads, since it would probably end up being more like a roast.

Cpt. Quint:
He would be interesting as long as he told his shark tales. After that, you could just nap while he droned on and on and on and on and on...

DT: May the Lithp Be With You

You might as well know now that I cried the first time I saw Han Solo get frozen.

Found at: - FilesTube

I don't know when I became "List Girl," (not to be confused with "Lithp Girl") but, well, that's who I've become.
Seriously though, how could I pass up the opportunity to educate the masses about Star Wars? (Like when I mention the Trilogy and some ign'ant person asks "Which one" and I'm forced to respond with, "Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.")
It's a simple fact that Star Wars quotes are appropriate for all occasions, in all situations, and by all people (and Jawas).

Statement: "Where are we and who the heck are you?"
Response: "Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Statement: "Look at this awesome Snuggie I bought you!"
Response: "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

Statement: "I just bought the DVD set of 'Cop Rock'!"
Response: "I’ve got a very bad feeling about this."

Statement: "Mom! I got a gold star in finger painting!"
Response: "Great, Kid. Don't get cocky."

Statement: "Your car is a piece of crap. It doesn't even have a grill."
Response: "You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It’s the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."

Statement: "What's that Buffy's cooking?"
Response: "Who's scruffy looking?"

Statement: "Swimming with sharks in a meat suit sounds like kind of a bad idea."
Response: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Statement: "Get your lazy butt off the couch and go find a job."
Response: "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"

Statement: (Insert absolutely anything here)
Response: "...I know."

Click here, you must
(If you don't get a chance to watch the movies today.)

[New Addition]
Dana:
4:13 PM: todays starways day. may the 4th b with you ! (I assumed she meant Star Wars)

Kelly:
4:22 PM: Dana. Did you seriously not know that.

Dana:
4:22 PM: Nope. Shut up

Yes, we love each other, even though she may not have caught onto Star Wars Day despite the fact that she read my blog and I told her I was watching the entire Trilogy today.
So. She made this for all you bean poles that may also not have known: